Care To Let Me Squeeze Your Butt?
Lots of Teen Wolf, Sterek, Finding Carter, and last but not least, some lovely butt porn. I only tag NSFW if the post has any genital areas shown. Also, this is a no hate ship zone.

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

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nyanaharu:

sakura-under-rainbow:

Some snatches of rinharu’s lovely bickering(like 3-year-old kids)~ XD

Their immediate responses to each other are soooo cute!!! and haru just easily got emotional and motivated when teasing talking with rin~~

They are usually in their own world while others around

RIN: Hey, quit it, Haru! Like hell we’re gonna eat watermelon that’s been warmed by your skin.
HARUKA: Just take the watermelon out.
RIN: That bucket is for the watermelon, not for you!
HARUKA: It’s for me.
RIN: It’s for the watermelon!

RIN: You really haven’t changed a bit. 
HARUKA: The futon’s over there—drag it out yourself.
RIN: Were you even listening to me? 
HARUKA: Or would you rather we sleep in my bed together like we used to?
RIN: LISTEN TO ME!

RIN: …Oh, thanks for pulling out the futon. 
HARUKA: You didn’t bring your pillow with you? 
RIN: Who the hell would? 
HARUKA: Can you sleep without it?
RIN: Don’t make fun of me, geez.

RIN: Oh Haru…you fell for it! Now’s my chance…!
HARUKA: OI!
RIN: Weren’t you going to take a bath?!
HARUKA: I forgot my underwear.
RIN: DON’T FORGET THAT!
HARUKA: What’s with that hand shoved under my bed?
RIN: …Helping you look for your underwear?
HARUKA: You’re not fooling anyone. Don’t touch that book!
RIN: No way!
HARUKA: Give it back!
RIN: Don’t wanna!
HARUKA: GIVE IT BACK!

RIN: Hey Haru… I see you still never crack a smile.
HARUKA: I could say the same for you. You used to go around grinning like an idiot before, but now you don’t smile at all.
RIN: Leave me alone! I’ve just grown up, is all.

30 minutes ago
dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

32 minutes ago

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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33 minutes ago

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

35 minutes ago

"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby

35 minutes ago
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2 hours ago
“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”
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me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

3 hours ago
kawaii-obama-san:

runicbasso:

did-you-kno:

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.  ‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together.  ‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily’.”
Then these scenes followed




and then they just walked away without hurting him.

DAMN, NATURE! YOU CONSIDERATE! 

AWW

kawaii-obama-san:

runicbasso:

did-you-kno:

Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:

“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said. 
‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. 
‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily’.”

Then these scenes followed

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and then they just walked away without hurting him.

DAMN, NATURE! YOU CONSIDERATE! 

AWW

3 hours ago

gothkatie:

awoogah:

lets just talk about how all the photos in the NTA’s gallery are nicely posed shots where people are smiling and holding their awards and then there’s this

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3 hours ago

Having your story planned out

itsonlythefirstdraft:

…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
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3 hours ago

Dylan O’Brien enjoys a cup of iced coffee as he greets fans outside the hard rock hotel (x)

3 hours ago